Monday
Sep172012

This Atari Duct Tape Wallet is Just What You Need to Carry Your Filthy Money

Seriously, though, money is like the filthiest thing in the world. All that sweat, saliva, cocaine, and bacteria that plagues your cash makes me sick. You hear me? SICK! But, I do love money, I just prefer to keep it in the bank and out of my hands.

Anyway, Etsy user, jDUCT (aptly named) has created those Duct Tape wallets that the kids love so much with an Atari theme. Here, I will post the description from the Etsy page:

This wallet is perfect for the retro gamer or video game junkie. These people can be spotted by the glazed look in their eyes, and the severely calloused thumbs.

This classic billfold wallet has a large pocket for your cash, 4 card slots, and 2 "behind the scenes" pockets.

Each of our wallets is hand-made with 100% duct tape. That's right, no cloth, cardboard or animals were harmed during the construction of these products. These are not your "hey look at this duct tape wallet that my 12-year-old brother threw together!" Oh no, jDUCT combines meticulous engineering, high style and detailed craftsmanship to create pieces with fashion and function. Designed for the maximum amount of storage with minimum "bulge". Each seam is reinforced to eliminate sticky stuff associated with other duct tape wallets

Each of these wallets go for $22.00 a piece, and they will probably last you forever because duct tape holds this universe at the seams. Head over to jDUCT's Etsy page to purchase one for yourself.

Which color would you get yours in?

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